Monday, January 17, 2011

Cold Sheets and Golden Globes

I thought I was going to bed, seeing as I have to be up at 6:30 AM, but, our sheets were in the dryer, and they were really cold, so I am heating them up. Yes they, are still in the dryer, I know, I'm slacking, just like they were here

Anyway, I have spent the entire evening looking through the dresses from the Golden Globes.
Misty, I'm sure you have been too, haha, so I thought I would post my Top Five Best, and Worst, Dresses of the evening, or at least that I have seen so far, while my sheets dry so I don't freeze to death tonight, and then we can compare. 

Yes, I'm aware this is silly and frivolous, but I can honestly and shamelessly say, I love dresses. 
So there.
Oh, and also, I have no copyright for these photos, I got them off Yahoo. 
So there, again.

Natalie Portman is always phenomenal. She didn't disappoint again tonight, and I love the fact that she slightly accents her baby bump. 
I love Helena Bonham Carter, and I have a great respect for her personality and self confidence, but really. Mismatched shoes for crying out loud? Whatever, Helena. 
While I think Megan Fox is possibly the worst actress in the world, I think this dress is fantastic. Just wish I had her legs for that lovely little slit.
Heidi Klum. Come on. You are a supermodel. Act like it. Platform chunk heels? And you let your husband leave the house in brown shoes with a black suit!
Leighton Meester, while I know your name, I have no idea what show/movie you are in. But, even though I know a lot of critics are going to be harsh about your dress, I love it. I think you look incredibly classy.
Jennifer Love Hewitt, most people try to find dresses that are flattering to their bodies. Just saying.
I respect Jane Lynch, her strength, and her sense of persona. I also think she cleans up rather nicely. 
Julianne Moore, you are in like 50 "B" movies at my store right now. Surely you could pool your money from those and buy more than 1/2 a plastic pink garbage bag?
Julianne Hough, I don't really know why you were at the golden globes, as you are a dancer attempting to turn singer, but I want your dress. Seriously.
And Rita Wilson, last (and maybe least), how many award shows have you been to? Can we start acting like we aren't a 20 something from the 90's?

Once again, it makes no difference to me whether they wear a garbage bag or a gorgeous gown. My life isn't altered. But, it is fun to dream, and pretend like it matters, sometimes. 
Lessens the things that do makes life tough.

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